I’m having touring withdrawal issues. For nearly nine months, I was outdoors almost every day, staying in a new place pretty much every night, seeing the world and covering hundreds of kilometres a week on the bike. This was good. For nearly three weeks now, I’ve been (with the exception of a couple of days’ travelling) indoors, sitting or lying in differing levels of discomfort, getting fat, and covering maybe a couple of hundred metres a day shuffling around the house (or hospital).
It’s a bit of a shock to the system.
Now that the relief of being alive after the accident has bled off, it’s being replaced with frustration. Being stuck in the same place with no exercise and a non-functioning arm is not working very well for me.
I met an ancient Frenchman in New Zealand who’d been on the road for five years. He said he was just going to ride across North America before returning home and ‘stopping’. I remember wondering how he’d be able to adjust when his trip was over. I wondered how I would. Now I’m finding out. It’s hard. No regrets, thankfully, as I gave the trip my best shot. Having got close to covering 10,000 miles, I know that I was physically able to complete the circumnavigation. I thoroughly confounded the unkind expectations of a few friends who thought I wouldn’t get past France. And there was nothing I could do about the way it ended.
But I need a plan to avoid stalling. I need to feel like things are moving forward again. And I really need something to distract me from the tedious, gibbering nonsense of the ongoing UK general election campaign. And daytime TV.
I need targets. So, what’s next? Well, I need to get better. I’ve got the operation to put my shoulder back together tomorrow (Thursday). Assuming that goes OK, I’m hoping that I’ll be able to get back out on a bike within six weeks or so. With a bit of luck, I may be able to get on a stationary trainer a couple of weeks before that. There will be an awful lot of fitness to regain.
That gives me a few weeks to sort out Beast II. I think it’ll be a little lighter and faster than the original Beast. Maybe more of a Mini-Beast. Or a Beastlet. Mainly because I felt the Beast was probably a little overbuilt for the conditions I faced on the ride, and I can’t see myself hitting the rough dirt roads of the Andes or Alaska for a while. I’ve found a few suitable candidates. And most of them are actually British brands, as a little bonus. Hopefully, I’ll have it on order fairly soon, to give me an incentive to recover quicker. Then I need something to do with the new bike. My current thinking is to get myself fit enough for a sportive (semi-competitive day ride, usually between 75 and 110 miles) or a charity ride sometime in June. And then aim to do a two or three week tour in the summer with the bags back on. Maybe the length of the UK (Land’s End to John O’Groats – around 900 miles), or a similar distance in Europe. It would be nice to pick something I can actually finish. And I’ll need to work up gently to anything more energetic, I think.
So there we are; a loose plan to get back on wheels for the sake of my sanity.
Things are already looking up a bit. After their triumph in the FA Trophy, which I reported on from Thailand, Bristol City won 6-0 last night to confirm their promotion to the second tier of English football.
So, good things are still happening. I just need to make sure I focus on them, rather than the fact that I’m banged up at home for the next few weeks. It’ll be a good trick if I can pull it off.
Photo Credits: Top photo – Roli Merz. Second photo – Christian Zenker